You Yangs Yowie!!(oohh that hurt)

Ever since Mel got back into mountain biking and came riding with the SMC she has been going on about how good the tracks are at the You Yangs. A couple of months ago it all got too much for me and I agreed to enter the You Yangs Yowie with her. This event is hosted by the Geelong Mountain Bike Club and is held in the You Yangs National Park between Melbourne and Geelong.

First of all let me say this race was by the far the most enjoyable ride I have ever had on a mountain bike. The track was split into thirds, first some dirt roads, next some hilly and rocky sections finished off by a sensational section through a forest.The first part along a dirt road on the edge of the park was pretty flat at first and the group was going at a fast pace straight off. Then the road headed upwards with a pretty steep climb which was followed by a high speed descent on a nice smooth bit of road.

Then the single track started and first impressions were that the surface was a bit sandy and slippery but it soon improved. It was in this section on my first lap that I came across a rider fixing a flat. I asked if he was ok and the guy said no he wasnt. It turned out he had borrowed a set of Mavic wheels of a mate and they were set up tubeless. He had managed to roll the tyre off the rim and used up his air cannisters to no avail trying to reinflate the tyre. Running tubeless he hadnt bothered to carry a pump so that's where I came in. 

After I got going again the track opened up a bit and I could see a nasty little climb in front of me taking me into what is called the Boulder Track. As it turns out this piece of track is well named. You are basically riding on giant boulders, as well as off them and through them. It's amazing how it all links together and there has been an amazing amount of work done to repair these tracks after the floods last year. There are also wooden berms and rock faces to ride as well as some impressive rock gardens which makes this whole section pretty intense.

Having never ridden the You Yangs before I had no idea where the track was going so I was pretty cautious on some sections where as it turned out I didnt need to be. But maybe going a bit slower saved me from any major incidents.

Luckily I made it safely through the rocks and found my way onto the best flowing single track I have ever ridden. The track looked flat but as you were riding it there was a feeling of being on a slight downhill gradient which made you want to go faster. The even better thing was that the corners flowed into each other and the surface encouraged you to lean over a little bit further to hold your pace without braking. It was the perfect way to end the lap.

Unfortunatley Mel found out the dangers of the Yowie when she came to grief on one of the rock gardens. I found out she had crashed when I saw her sitting in the finish area after my first lap. Lucky for her another Bendigo rider who was a nurse helped Mel with some first aid and got her to the St John's Ambulance for some further care. The guys dressed her arm and gave her a lift back to the finish area. Mel told me she had cut her arm but as the picture shows it looks like someone has used a melon baller to scoop out her elbow!


Those You Yangs rocks are evil!

After checking the Mel was OK I headed out on my second lap. Although I managed to stay upright all the way around I did endure some pain of my own due to some intense cramps. I drank as much as I could to try and ease them and keep the thought of the flowing track that lay ahead of me in mind as I battled to get through the hilly boulder section.

I managed to make it through and complete the 66km which is my longest race and second only to the Castlemaine to Bendigo ride I did a few years back as far as total distance ridden goes. It was a weird combination, the best track I have ever ridden and the worst cramps I have ever had.

After the race I caught up with Mel who said her arm was really sore so calling on my vast medical experience I prescribed  2 Nurofen and a can of Jack Daniels. That did the trick and took the edge off the pain until we got to Bendigo. After 6 hours at casualty Mel's arm was nicely patched by a good looking doctor who rode bikes. What more could you ask for? Well no infection would be one thing.

Unfortunately the healing process is taking a bit longer than Mel would like. She also ended up with a very impressive bruise on her leg. Get well soon Mel and let's make sure we take the whole SMC to the You Yangs next time.

SMC meets SSS

It was the biggest Sunday Morning Crew ride ever on Sunday as we played host to a dozen riders from the Secret Singletrack Society (SSS) from Melbourne.

We always thought we were very lucky to have a vast network of trails on our doorstep and it was good to be able to share them with some like minded riders from out of town.

The weather was looking a bit dodgy at the start and a brief shower of rain passed through just as we were getting ready to depart but there was no need to worry as there was no more rain and the trails were in excellent condition.


The plan for the day was take in as much single track as we could and stay off the bitumen as much as possible and I think we achieved both goals. SMC spiritual leader Steve was our trail guide for the day and he did a great job setting a steady pace and keeping the large group together. It's always a pleasure to follow Steve on the bike and try to learn from the effortless way he flows along the trail.



Steve in Action

 The ride went smoothly and there were no offs and the only mechanicals were one flat tyre and a loose crank (both on Jerry the mechanic's bike but in his defence he only finished building the bike the day before).




Some of the SSS Crew


After the ride we headed for the National for some well earned food. A few brave souls took on the Bulldog Burger (named after the local footy team ) and as it turned out the only person who couldnt finish it was our local SMC member Tony who used to play for the Bulldogs.

We ended up covering a neat 30kms and every one had a smile on their face after a great day out riding. The SSS were a friendly bunch and we would be happy to have them back any time. Even the single speed guys seemed pretty normal except when it came to ordering drinks. I'm still not quite sure what was in the "cocktail of the week" but it must have been ok because one wasn't enough.

Every one is looking happy at the half way mark

Fat Tyres in France

There are worse things in life than having to go to England for a wedding but it did mean that I would be off my Mountain Bike for a couple of weeks. So I was keen to do any type of riding I could while I was away. We had a 3 day stop over in Paris before the wedding and as it turned out a company called Fat Tire Bike Tours offered guided bike rides that took in some of the main tourist attractions which sounded like fun. At least the bikes had fat tyres to remind me of mountian biking.

The tour was for four hours and we ended up in a group of 19 people who were mainly Australians with a few Americans thrown in for good measure. The company that runs the tours is from America and the tour guides are usually American or Australian as well.

No helmet required, comfy bike with 3 gears

There was no checking of bike riding ability and as we were in Europe no helmets were required. We did get a 5 minute safety talk which was based around "safety in numbers" and if we all stuck together the cars would let us through or at least that was the plan.

We headed off through some quiet back streets and then into a park before arriving at the Eiffel Tower. We stopped regularly at other famous spots like the Louvre, Napoleon's Tomb and the Place de la Concorde. This last one is in the middle of a very busy intersection, it's not quite as bad as the round about at the Arc de Triomphe but still full on for a group of riders who most recent time on a bike would have been when they were at school.

Napoleon's Tomb

Next stop was a World Heritage listed park with a lovely cafe amongst the trees which was our rest stop. Unfortunately because of the heritage listing bike riding wasnt allowed in the park. You can walk your bike through the park but you cant ride it, not sure what the sense is in that.

Hike a bike

After we left the park it was time for quick toilet stop, well as long as you had the cash handy to pay for the privilege but at least you got to listen to disco music while you were busy.

We headed for home and maybe some of the inexperienced riders were getting tired but we had one funny incident and very nearly a serious accident on the way back to the bike shop. First of all a young lady riding in front of me managed to T-Bone a cycle rickshaw. It was hilarious to watch as she tried to brake but didnt slow down and after almost ending up in the rickshaw with the driver she copped a mouthful of abuse for not looking where she was going.

Luckily we were now on a cycle path so we thought nothing else would happen but there was one last turn needed across a lane of traffic. The first 10 or so riders made it safely across but there was a bus approaching who had right of way and didnt look like stopping for a bunch of tourists on bikes. A couple of riders took our guide's advice that the cars would stop for us a bit too literally and basically played chicken with the bus. Just when it looked like Fat Bike Tours may have its first fatality the bus driver hit the brakes and all of our group made it through safely.

Overall it was a great way to see the city and I got my fix of riding to get me through the rest of the trip.